Holy, holy father, please forgive me
For the ham and for the times I mentioned Jesus
In your name
Holy, holy father, please forgive me
For the shame of going chapel every Sunday
In your name
And now my Johnson is on fire
My Johnson's on eternal fire
'cause I was raised and born
As a Catholic son
And not  Jewish as god had meant us to be
Sinner, sinner
Sinner goes to hell
And it doesn't matter at all
If I never have answered to satan's call