28/07/01
Today I had lunch at McDonalds.
I joined the western culture. Hip-hurray for dead cows in
buns. Wait for an hour, eat for a minute, and be out of here
before we waste your lunch brake.
Crying kids eating happy meals playing with crappy
twenty-five cents worth toys their mother had to pay five
dollars to buy.
This is what a happy meal really means: two mothers, four
kids, two cellphones and a lot of happy noise. The mothers
are "Happy" because they get some "Peace" and some "Quiet",
even though they paid double the money for it when they
could get it for free at home. The kids are "Happy" because
they're eating at McDonalds even though a happy meals is
just a toy for them, and a crappy one at that.
"Give me everything you got, twice, and yes, I do want fries
with that".
"That will cost you a fortune sir because when we say
"Value" we mean value for us, because we charge you more
money for less food while you and your wife could be home,
cooking. Next please!"
Aren't you having so much fun? To add to your pleasure we
added this stupid game so you can win stupid prizes while
you are eating your stupid happy meal. Happy?
What's so happy about a hamburger and some deep fried
potatoes?
Mommy! I want to go home!
Today I had lunch in McDonalds.