On the night he's awake
In the morning he's afraid
He fears his other self
He fears he'll spoon all other men

His quest is total power
To control the world
To do this with nothing
But spoons that are shaped like swords

But he has a rival
Who lives deep within
He has to achieve his plans
Before the other one will

He's a master of spoons
And he controls you too
For you have been spooned
By the master of spoon