A girl just past by an auction house
she got lost because of the mist
the manager saw her and thought: She looks sad, lonely...
She must be on our single list!
He called her in, treated her kindly.
"Come on in!" He said "We`re having some kind of a party!"
" - What are you bidding for here today? Is it for charity?
Are you from e-bay?"
"No." He replied.
"This is a special day, my dear, please abide"
" - Oh dear sir, I`m sorry but I must go now. I was on my
way home.. Adios! Ciao!"
"No! Please stay, this is a special night! You can bid here
for everything you ever wanted! The white horse! And of
course, your knight!"
I should really take a look... She thought.
I don`t have anything to lose except... I do not have
money... I`m bankrupt!
"I`m short on money" She said to the manager after he got
some hot coffee for her.
"I just came back from Vegas; I was fired from my job over
there..."
"What kind of job did you have" He asked while she took a
sipper.
- "I was an exotic dancer... A Stripper..."
"Then why the long face my dear? I`m sure I can arrange
something as the manager of this hole!"
"Really? Would you do that for me? Well ok, where is your
stripper`s pole?"
- "Worry not my friend, I`ll arrange some contest that
would really get our men!"
As she entered the stage, she noticed all of the men were
drunk.
"Hey.. (she thought) maybe I can get myself some rich
hunk!"
"Gentlemen!" The manager announced. "We are having a special
contest. The man who bids the highest price, gets an ex
stripper!"
All the men cheered. This decision - no one begged to
differ!
She started dancing, and with every piece of cloth she
dropped the mood as the men, just got hot!
It didn`t take too long till she stood there naked  feeling
very bold.
"You got it baby!" The manager called! "But alas... All the
men are drunk and out cold!"
"What can I do more?" The poor woman cried.
"I have nothing left... Not even my pride..."
Suddenly a voice has been heard from the crowd of out cold
"hunks"
"I`ll take her for twenty bucks!"
The stripper agreed and later that day they got on a bus
Driving them in an express ride back to Las Vegas.
There they got married and she discovered her husband`s
job!
He is the head of Las Vegas`s mob!
Now they`re living happily ever after and they got very
rich.
He is her master and she is his bitch!

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