Let me tell you a story
About a thing that took place last week
I started it so full of hopes
And ended lame and weak
If you wanna try and guess it
I live it up to your will
But before you do it I am warning you Mr.
It is a tough tough story to deal
Cause it's the "I lost my uncles blue volvo" blues
My uncle went for a vacation
Left the house to my guard
I just had to feed the dog and water the plants
It wasn't look hard
He took off, I drove to his home
And in front there she was
She was color blue that shine from clean, so fine
Let me hear your loud applause
Cause it's the "I lost my uncles blue volvo" blues
I made a quick round around her
Checking all inside and out
The brand new brown leather seats called me
Well, you know what I am talking about
I set and touch the wheel
Damn, it was so smooth
I felt like in a first date
Affraid to make a sudden wrong move
Listen people what I tell you
This is the "I lost my uncles blue volvo" blues
So we started hanging out very often
Free like two peagens outside their cage
Every spare time I got- I spent it with her
We were allmost engaged
When we were on the road together
The royal couple of the street
People who passed by us began humming
My beautys engine beat
With her I felt so damn alive
She ate my heart along with un-leded 95
And now I am singing, hear me out
I am singing the "I lost my uncles blue volvo" blues
And than it started passing
Day after day after day
The E.T.A of my uncles arrival came closer
And I got nothing to do or say
I looked at her sadly
With a silence of 1000 words
Its time to split up my sweet potato pie
Why it so hurt for me my lord?
Don't tell me, don't tell me
It's the "I lost my uncles blue volvo" blues
Now I begin to remember
Collects all the good times we share
Hell, I know its not even my car
But trully- I don't care
I wanna hear again the engine
Want it so bad it itch
Why did he came back home so soon
This uncle of bitch
I had beauty, shining, cool and neat
And now I have got shit
So hear me when I am screaming, crying, spill my guts
around
It's the "I lost my uncles blue volvo" blues
Ye brother, this is the "I lost my uncles blue volvo" blues.