Once Uorn a time there was a family and they had a little
lamb.
One day they were hungry and they ate the little lamb.
But the story isn't about the lamb its about the lamb and
Josh.
Josh was, still is actually a great warrior
Only that now a days he does not wish to fight.

The name's Josh
a mercenary he was
and a very expencive one.

He used to slaughter  every one,
Including little children and women too,
(it cost a little extra  off curse),
slow or fast,
peaceful or painful.
..
Until one day something happened...

Josh was sent to a house
Of vasills,
Who belonged to his master.

Not to their fortune,
Neither of theme knew,
The mother of the house
Was a witch.

As see Josh and his companion,
Approach the yard,
She cast a spell at Melany
The family virgin sheep.

Melany started singing
Like she never did.

Josh was charmed immidiently,
But
And that the witch not know
His companion was a she...
Shilla, act usually,
Not less brutal then Josh.

Of a crossbow
An arrow flew
Between the gigantic
Falling tits
Of the witch.

She did not had the time
To cast the paralel spell
On Alfred the bull,
Here last words she cried
Bitch you a fool.

The kids  
were separated
of the bodies,
and mind.
the cabin
was burn to dust
all over their
remains
and Alfred became
dinner on the grate barBQ
ahead.


That was not the reason
Why Josh retired..
As I said at start
He did worse before...

Josh was banned
Off the manner
Because his love affair
With Melany,
(not the horse).
 
A few month later
When the sheep got pregnant,
Josh was stupid inuff
To belive it was his,
And even dumber
To give up good sex
And send here to live away
With a loving family,
A Loving family.