There once was a girl from Peru,
Who all the boys wanted to do.
So they broke in her house, took off her blouse and her they
attempted to screw.

But it never accured to them even,
That marla might be a steven.
So they went on and fled not doing in bed all the things
that you couldn't believe in.

But there was one who would not baffle,
He was the reverend from the nearest chapple.
So he made with the blouse, was as quick as a mouse, and
kissed her adams apple.

The wedding was by invitation,
They had babies all across the nation,
For what they didn't see was that the reverend was a she do
to a sex change operation.