It is fun not to live in the middle ages
No fat huge girls in scary dresses
No fagot guys! Walking with tights!
And all the stupid losers acting like knights!

It is fun not to live that long ago
U don't need a stinky horse when you want to go
And you can look like a witch if you desire
Or be a Jew or a gypsy without burning with fire!

It's more fun to live in the world today
You can have a shower everyday
You can take Prozac with tea or drive a car
And get drunk or stoned in the local bar!