welcome to my funeral
I'm glad you could make it
it really means a lot to me
oh thank you for the flowers how did you knew
that  red was my favorite color?
Hurry up the rabbi  has just started
reading my  funeral oration
And you don't wanna miss it ,right?
Hey mom how are you doing today?
?Why are you wearing black
It doesn't fit you
Where is father?  
Oh look here are my friends I knew they would come
Well here comes my part of the ceremony
Mom couldn't you pick me some other place?
I dont like it here
Will you feed the gold fish for me? Im really in a hurry
See you later alligator.