You are right, it's a little too forward, I know
But I cant stop thinking about you since your show
And I have plenty of courage, as you can see
So Alanis, I want you to elope with me

Wait! before you say anything, let me explain
I'm a big fan of yours, sometimes not fully sane
I realized the only thing missing in my life
Ms. Alanis Morissette, will you be my wife?

You're probably so freaked out by this statement of mine
So you're thinking that something in my head's not quite
fine
But trust me, this is not from the top of my head
And I'm sure that without you my life is so dead

Because I fell in love with you, as you can see
From the moment I listened to your first CD
"You Oughta Know" I have fallen "Head Over Heels"
"All I Really Want" is for you like this to feel

You do not quite know me, that is also OK
Because this kind of love might be fun, people say
And it's been thirteen years since I've fallen for you
So trust me when I say it's the right thing to do

You will get to know me in time, I truly swear
And you'll realize I truly love you, truly care
So don't you think twice, just go on and say "I will"
Because my love for you just could not be more real

I see you're not quite convinced, keep hearing me out
I will now let you know what I am all about
I am sensitive, kind and I'm brave, as you see
I am passionate and as handsome as can be

So I see you are a little bit more persuaded
But I see from your look you are still somewhat jaded
You are thinking "Why me? What makes me so unique?
And why without me would your life turn out so bleak?"

Well I think you're "Perfect", hear me when I declare
Ms. Alanis, I love you, to you this I swear
I want you bad I am aching as you can see
What do you say, will you spend your lifetime with me?

What? Who is this Ryan guy? Your husband? Oh dear
Sorry, I did not quite know that I fear
I would never ask you to give up on him, so
I am sorry Alanis, I'll now let you go

But if you do decide that you do want me still
You might even think your marriage is getting ill...
Sorry about that remark I brought up
Form this dream I have to seriously "Wake Up"