ענת ברשטיין / At a restaurant |
A couple walks into an expensive restaurant, and finds out that their forks are dirty. Hanoch: (surprised to see the dirty forks) Anita look at this, my fork is dirty!! Anita: (surprised also) Honey look, my fork is dirty too!!! It's outrageous, I think I should complain!! (To the waiter) Waiter! Sam: Yes, what seems to be the problem? Hanoch: Don't you see that our forks are dirty? Sam: (in apologizing tone) I'm sorry about this, you'll have to excuse our cook, he got wounded last night, he forgot to wash dishes. Hanoch: (in ordering tone) Well, bring him here right away!! Joe: What seems to be the problem? Anita: (a little upset) Can't you see that our forks are dirty? Joe: I'm sorry about this, you'll have to excuse our..... Hanoch: (interrupting him) Oh, for crying out loud, who are you going to blame next? Joe: (Insulted) I'm blaming anybody, I just.... Anita: (angry) So, what are you doing then? Joe: (still insulted) I'm only telling you the reason why the forks are dirty. It's just my assistant got robbed last week, he's in a bad mood, he forgot to wash the dishes. I'll call him (to his assistant): Juan, come here at once!! Juan: What happened? Joe: (angry) Can't you see that the forks of these folks are dirty, you idiot? Juan: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll call the manager. Anita: What for? Juan: To apologize. (To the manager) Alex, come here at once! Alex: How can I help you? Juan: Can't you see that the forks of these folks are dirty? Alex: (terrorized) Oh, I'm sorry, It's a tragedy, I'll have to quit. Hanoch: (highly amused) What?!?! Because of the forks?!?! Come on!! It's ridiculous!!! We'll eat with our hands. Alex: But your hands are dirty, the food will get dirty!!! Anita: Well, the forks are dirty too!!! Alex: (almost crying) I just said I'm sorry, we forgot to wash the dishes, it's a tragedy, I must quit. Hanoch: (angry) I'm fed up with you all!!! Don't quit, we're leaving, we will never come to this restaurant again!! (They leave and slam the door) |
היצירה לעיל הנה בדיונית וכל קשר בינה ובין המציאות הנו מקרי בהחלט. אין צוות האתר ו/או הנהלת האתר אחראים לנזק, אבדן, אי נוחות, עגמת נפש וכיו''ב תוצאות, ישירות או עקיפות, שייגרמו לך או לכל צד שלישי בשל מסרים שיפורסמו ביצירות, שהנם באחריות היוצר בלבד. |
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