Oh, black liquid, fill my body with sugar and caffeine
Make me happy and light until the trip to the latrine
Once you were filled with cocaine
But the laws have changed, and it's caffeine you now
contain
Many competitors have tried to recreate your taste
But they only come up with things less appealing than
toothpaste
So, Oh liquid, fill my body in one big slurp
And I will show my satisfaction with one big burp.