Hell-o said the little wolf in the corner.
Hell-o to you said the grandma.
Oh my god, the wolf and little red riding hood?
That's sick.
Well, the grandma took the hunter, so little red riding hood
got depressed and looked for the first thing to be found.
God damn, never knew child stories are that sick...
Ha, never read sleeping beauty he?
They just made it so, here's the real story:
The prince was really Horney, and thought that the princess
was asleep, so he wanted to feel some flesh
And when he did and the princess woke up, she broke his arm,
and he died of a hart-attack from the shock
So why do they say they married eventually, well, easy, the
princess did marry, she married the wolf, cause little red
riding hood didn't stop talking about how great he was...
Damn...
Ever heard of the green giant?
Now u knows why he's called that don't you...
Ahhh, the innocence of life...
8 dwarfs kidnap a woman, and do with her what they want,
then they go and make a children story out of
It...
Then they wonder why we have hippy's...
And Aladdin?
Common....He was dreaming about a half naked Arab princess,
then He "rubbed" the "lamp" and the "genie came out"...
Damn... really sick...