Yaarrrrrrrrrrrrr! Once upon a time ago, there was a wee
little girl who lived on Ye olde boat with her mater. This
little girl's name was Deep Blue Riding Hood. One day her
mater said "Arrr. Take a boat to yer grandmater's ship. Me
old mumsy is sick in bed, and I wants yers ta take her this
bucket o' grog to her. But don't ya be talkin' ta strange
sharks along the way."
Aye, so the wee Deep Blue Riding Hood took her vessel of the
port side of their ship, and a'started rowing to her
grandmater's boat. A few knots from the point where she
could nary see the ship no more, she saw a giant lurker of
the deep right in fronta her.
"Ahoy, matey!" The shark greeted the pirate girl. "What's in
yer bucket there?"
"Arrrr," replied Deep Blue Riding Hood, "Im'a takin' this
bucket o' grog ta my sick grandmater."
The shark dove under water and swam till he reached granny's
boat. The greedy sea monster hastily gobbled up her granny
and put her swimsuit on. About three nautical minutes later,
Deep Blue Riding Hood showed up near her grandmater's boat
with the bucket o' grog.
"Arrr, granny. What big eyes ya've got there," Deep Blue
Riding Hood remarked.
"Aye, deary, tis be easier ta see ya this way."
"Arrr, what big ears ya've got," spouted Deep Blue a second
time.
"Aye, tis be easier ta hear ya beat yore gums," the shark
choked out as he gulped for air.
"Arrrr, though. Ya've got enormous chompers there," said
Deep Blue.
"Aye, tis easier ta eat ya with!" cried the shark as he
lunged at Deep Blue Riding Hood.
"Yahar! Ya'll nary take me alive, ya sorry excuse for a sea
vermin!" Yelled Blue Riding Hood, and she swiftly pulled out
her cutlass and sliced open the lubber's belly, main her
grandmater fall out.
"Arrr, granny. I was wonderin' where ya had gone ta," said
Deep Blue Riding Hood.
"Ahoy, me matey! Arrr, ya've brought me a bucket o' grog, I
see," Granny welcomed Deep Blue. And they all lived
a'happily ever after (Yarrrrr).