Evening, Command Center, it's a beautiful night
This is 747 on a pre-midnight flight
Clouds are pretty and so is the sky
Boy, I sure do love it being so high

Copy, 747, Command Center here
All seems quiet, no reason to fear
Please circle around the sector of your map
Then by all means land, you've earned yourself a nap

Affirmative, Command Center, easy task, no doubt
Should be done in thirty, 747 out

747, Command Center here
You haven't filled us in on your gasoline and gear
It's been 15 minutes since your last report
Were you experiencing problems of any sort?

747, Command Center again
You strafed out of track, is all ok then?
Please respond 747, Command Center here
We're beginning to worry, please, time is dear!

Greetings Command Center, do not ask me how
This is Ahmed El-Jabir, and I am the Captain now
If you fail to supply my demands, this plane won't go very
far
Resistance is futile, Allah Achbar!

This is Command Center, we hope you read us clear
Don't you know the US never negotiates out of fear?
I hope you understand there's nothing we can do
Now please make 747 land, or we'll do it for you

Stupid American, I think you'll want to know
Your dirty captain will be the first to go
Filthy Command center, I'll blow this plane apart
This is Captain El-Jabir, out

Engines were shut, and 747
Began its final journey straight to heaven
How long before you too begin to feel annoyed?!
There's one way to fight Islamic Terrorism...It has to be
destroyed!!!