הלכתי ברחוב וראיתי חתול. כנראה שקצת הושפעתי מהמחזה שקראנו
באנגלית, כי אותו חתול נתן לי מוזה לכתוב מחזה. נכתב בהומור
מוחלט. קחו את זה בקלות  :)

Fellow 1: Have you ever seen such a thing? A cat who will
not move when a man approaches? Jumpin' Jellies! That is a
peculiar thing, is it not?
Fellow 2: Cats are unique animals. It is known.
Fellow 1: I have never seen a cat who does not shiver when
a man approaches. Cats are like Jews in the holocaust. They
flee from men like the Jews fled from those God-Damn Nazis.
Those bastards!
Fellow 2: I must say, sir, I have never found any
similarity between cats and Jews.
Fellow 1: But there is, of course, Those sons-of-bitches!
I would have bitten their head off, one by one, those
Bastards! Thinking they are smart.
Fellow 2: Cats?
Fellow 1: No, those Nazis.
Fellow 2: Indeed. Dear sir, I believe you are
over-reacting.
Fellow 1: Me? Over-reacting? I was simply being realistic,
that is all.
Fellow 2: Dear God...
Fellow 1: Yes! It is God who gave me these brains to be
realistic.
Fellow 2: Then I believe, sir, you should sew!
Fellow 1: Sew? Sew God for giving me great looks and
intelligence? I think not.
Fellow 2: You forgot modesty, mate.
Fellow 1: Indeed! A quality I, too, retain.
Fellow 2: (speaking aside from fellow 1) Sweet mother
Marie!
Fellow 1: That stupid cat! He doesn't move!