You see, all Jesus really wanted to be as a kid is a trader
in the big green market of Jerusalem. It was really famous
and everybody knew the traders there, they were famous too.
Since his dad was this carpenter looser and his mom a weird,
neurotic, JAP type, he decided he is gonna be different. He
is going to find the most beautiful woman, genuinely sweet,
and move to the big city. He's gonna have it all. So, he
rented a donkey and went to Jerusalem.
Everybody rents donkeys; one minute you're here and only 7
hours later you're there.
It's amazing what the modern world of 16 A.D. has
accomplished, he though, as he paid 39.95 shekels for the
donkey and took off. He heard his mom mumbling something
about God raping her, but just a week earlier she said Venus
came in and tempted her husband, a.k.a. Jesus' father.
He wasn't too good a navigator so it took him a little over
13 hours to get to his destination, three of which he spent
trying to find one of the gates to the city.
2.25 please, a genuinely sweet girl said as he made his way
towards the gate. He pulled 3 shekels out and gave it to
her. When she turned to give him his changed he threw his
hand in the air, as if saying - Ahhhhh keep it Shiksa, so
she gave him her address.
The Donkey's PKWY was packed, but it was worth it!
Jesus never saw anything so impressive in his whole life,
Right as you get off of the PKWY, to your left is the big
temple and a few other big tall buildings, I mean we're
talking five or six stories high here, and I am not
exaggerating.