Once upon a time there was a princess called Pineapple.
Princess Pineapple was a pretty much strange person. Except
for being a princess, she was very much occupied by her
lonely soul.
Her father, of course, King Tropic, was concerned by her odd
behavior for the same reason his kingdom, POV, had been ever
since queen Charlotte fell to her long-last sleep and quit
on giving birth to any other majesties besides Pineapple.
The king's consoler's version, Cosmo-Paul, naturally has
always thought princess Pineapple is not only too spoiled,
but also need to find herself a husband as soon as possible
for the kingdom's, and of course, for her sake.
Every spring she had found herself no less than two or three
new loves and every second winter she had found herself
alone again. Her excuse was she feels alone anyway so why
bother.
One of those spring-days, a mysterious stranger came across
The Nothing forest. Well, he had two donkeys, one servant
and a shoe. On the other leg he wore only a sock, which was
smelly.
Princess Pineapple was quite excited to hear about the
foreigner and ever since she had tried to look not
interested.
The strange person reminded her of a not very good soldier.
She mocked him every time he had the chance to pass through
the palace. As a matter of a fact, she had decided before
that she'd refuse to see him no matter what.
One of those boring days in the middle of the week, while
the sun crossed over the room with a pail shine, the dinning
room's door suddenly opened and the ridicules soldier stood
in font of her.
The cook maid stood still, the cook ran into that room to
protect the princess with her body and the king himself held
the intruder's two hands together in their wrists.
Pineapple, though, looked amused. She did not expect for
something that interesting to happen that day. "Let him
speak", she said.
Everybody in the room looked at the king. The worried father
just wanted to see his precious daughter happy, so he nodded
his had for a "Yes". In that point exactly took the soldier
a step back and started to laugh.
Of course, the king was angry for embarrassing his treasure
on earth, the cook was nearly dead out of tension and the
personal maid was taking off her uniform to join the
soldier.
In that minute, the kingdom's soldiers came into the room
and put both the maid and the stranger in jail.
After three whole sleepless nights, came Pineapple to visit
them. Night after night she sat to hear the stories of the
not-very-far-away other kingdom of the soldier.
Why did you laugh at me?" Asked them Pineapple
"I'm a prince in my country and a prisoner in yours", said
the soldier.
Pineapple astonished to hear the next door's king is
actually sitting in her jail. She felt sorry for him and
night after night she felt how she's falling in love with a
decent young man.
On the last night she had seen him, he was visiting her bed.
She was finally happy. After all, maybe he was strange and
did not have the right look, but she could really see
herself living with him happily ever after.
Only she didn't.
There are un-expected facts in this story-tale. First, the
only real princess in this story was the maid. She was the
one to follow her heart from the beginning. Second, the
soldier was only a soldier. Even if he really was a prince,
he didn't treat a woman properly. And third and last,
Pineapple was a princess in her soul. Without her stuff she
couldn't make it for a day.
So what happened was the soldier left her bed early in the
morning and ran away as fast as he could back to his
neighbor country, taking the honest-justice fighter simple
maid with him, leaving the broken hearted princess alone
with a whole bunch of money and a hurt pride and Pineapple
started to treat herself more seriously so when the knit
knight came over for a night again, despite of all her
feminist definitions, she let him think he's ruling her as a
sexual role-play and after a while, when she's fed up with
his lies, she had found herself alone and strong again, took
over her father's place in kingdom and became independent,
but not happy.
Looking after happiness, she had done almost every thing she
could just in order to feel alive. Just after she calmed
down, she was finally happy and then she has finally found
her equal spouse.