Hello ladies and gentlemen,
We are so glad to see you.
It's very nice of you to come here,
To receive what we have to give you.

Hello ladies and gentleman
Please take your sits.
Turn off your cell-phones.
We shall be starting in just a little bit.

For the rest of the evening
You shall be entertained.
We will show you all our magic
That we've struggled to obtain.

Good bye ladies and gentlemen
We hope you enjoyed the show
Please come again
Watch your step as you go
Thank you ladies and gentlemen
You've been a lovely crowd tonight
Thank you for your money
The exit is to your right.

For the rest of the evening
We shall be entertained.
You will show us all your money
That you've struggled to obtain.
That we've struggled to obtain.