"Father...the hunger in the north parts of Africa has yet
increased...300,000 more victims died this weekend!"
"Indeed, son...indeed..."
"Oh, by my soul, father! The war has just started this
morning! Already both sides report an extreme number of
casualties and K.I.As!"
"Yes, son...you are right..."
"For heaven's sakes, father! Women throughout the earth are
leaving their husbands for the life of tramps! Husbands not
left are cheating on their loved wives after decades of
marriage!"
"I know, son..."
"Father! They have announced poetry, painting and rock music
as Devil Worshipping and acts of lunacy, punished by life
sentences!!!"
"Damn it, what the fuck are you trying to prove?! That you
can listen to the news and read some articles?! I know
that!"
"Father!!! Father!!! That thing up in the sky is a
meteorite! It will hit Earth and cause mass destruction in
approximately 5 hours!!!"
"To hell with you, you fucking idiot! I know that, I can see
it as clearly as you can, we both have the same view, have
you forgotten about that?!"
"So father! God! What aren't you doing anything about it?!
Why aren't you preventing the reign of death?!"
"Because, son...it has been too long and they have lost all
their credit"
"What on earth do you mean, lost all their credit?!"
"around 1963 years ago, you were crucified so that all of
their sins may be forgiven. Today is the day of reckoning.
Today they shall finally pay for all their monstrous actions
against one another. Today I prove to them that there is
only one God, and he has one hell of a memory"
"But father! This simply isn't right! Chose another savior,
let yet another man be crucified, let there be John Christ,
Fabrizzio Christ, Andrias Christ, Ahmed Christ..."
"Ahmed Christ?! A Moslem savior?! Never! Not as long as I'm
God!"
"You get my point father! I beg thee, please save them!"
"I'm sorry son...there's only one son of God, and only he
could've given these miserable villains another chance, a
temporary redemption. Now it's time they've paid for
choosing power over love, money over honor, pride over
peace"
"And Satan over God!!! Admit it!!! You are guilty for all
the things you've accused them of!!!"
"That is folly talk, son! The ones who chose Be'el Zebub are
of no importance in number or character!"
"Oh yeah?! Well get this!"
With that Jesus removed his clothes and revealed a pitch
black outfit with torn pats, a big reversed pentagram on his
shirt and "Hail Satan" tattooed on his left arm.
"What the hell is the meaning of this?!!"
"Hell is quite correct, father! These are the ways of the
left side! These are the true symbols of life! The solid
proofs against your cowardliness, tyranny and
inefficiency!"
"Enough!!! You disgust me! My own flesh and blood
(metaphorically speaking) wearing the dark star of the
goat?! How dare you?! Go now! Go and be punished with the
pathetic worms you've saved all these years!!!"
And with tha, Jesus Anti-Christ was thrown down to earth
like a little girl's torn doll. His father could never quite
understand what real true love was, what it was to
understand the troubles and beliefs of your child, what it
was to hate yourself for the legacy from which you've come,
and for your incapability against it.
God looked down as the meteorite cleared planet earth of all
living creatures, including his son. He has not seen such
mass death since Noah and the rain.
He looked down at the burning soil, and wiped his tears.
"There is only one God" he said to himself, "Only one
God...only one God..."