Look, I never liked this guy, he always pissed me off. Can't
tell you exactly why but it's his obnoxious behavior toward
girls, old people and most importantly "ME". He just
couldn't like certain people because of the way they act.
How can you explain something like that?
It's just sick.

Wait, what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, the obnoxious guy.

I remember he told me he used to go to discotheques and
score with drunk babes in the ladies room with no rubber.
And I said so what, I spank my monkey everyday and I get
double the satisfaction.
"That came out lame". But what could I say? "I hope you get
AIDS"!? Why didn't I say that? Oh Yeah I was dead stoned.

What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, the obnoxious guy.

That mother fucker ain't black but he sure acts like one.
All cheap and mal dressed, even though he thinks he's the
bomb. He deliberately deprived me of my girl and dumped her
a week later, that bitch!!!

The bitch has no dedication to anything he's like a floating
balloon, jumpin' from one dog shit to another and nothing
ever satisfies him; not even money. Disco party baby, let's
dance!!! Can't we finish this later? This MUSAC is "kinda"
cool.

What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, the obnoxious guy.

He used to drive a corvette, had a lot of  bling bling if
you know what I mean. Who, me? No, I have no driver's
license. I got this problem I told you about!!! What? Oh, I
was a butterfly hunter, like a non harming lion. (Roar)
You should put him away for his crimes.

He Called himself quicksilver but he ran slower than a
turtle with asthma. I used to send my cat to piss in his
garden. A fucking good time I had then. Until I Realized he
had a Doberman. And he shredded my Cat to pieces...
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, the obnoxious guy.


...  So, What happened to that "Obnoxious Guy"? Some mad
animals rights activist sprayed him with an 0.5 (battalion
machine gun). It was fucking brutal but he deserved every
shell. They put him away in "Tall Oaks". Now Excuse me, I
have to take my medicine, and feed my cat. By The Way, Why
are you asking me these questions?
Oh, You're a Reporter...  Nurse, Get this mother fucker out
of here. He's disturbing my peace.
I gotta shoot this guy...