Bambi (singing) : I don't know what to do with myself.
Just do...
Osric: Stop singing, Bambi!
Bambi: Why? What's wrong?
Osric: I have an enormous headache.  And I'm not sure I know
how to spell my name correctly in English.  
Things like this can make me go maaaaaaaaad!!!
Bambi: Ooh... this kind of talking makes me horny.
Osric: Then call a hustler.  I'm not emotionally available
right now!
Bambi (angrily): Damn you Osric! This awful routine will
kill me eventually!   Do you want me dead? ..  Dead like all
those neon people in Times-Square, Osric? Huh?!  
Do you fucking hate me Osric?! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me
NOW!
Osric (dialing): You are out of your mind! I'm calling a
hustler.
Bambi: Please do!
Osric: Hello, I'd like to order a hustler. Thank you.
Goodbye. (Hangs-up)
Bambi (stripping):  Good! I will wait here for my h u s t
l e r, my handsome, lovely, wise, hustler with his giant
cock, and when he comes... (The door-bell rings.  Bambi,
with nothing but her panties on - opens the door)
Hellllllllo gorgeous!  (A handsome hustler marches in...)
Hustler:  Hello, my name is Pini.  I'm from Israel. In
Israelic "Pini" means little dick... Bulbul, you know?
Osric: Hebrew, you imbecile!
Bambi: Shut up, Osric!  (To Pini) Come here, little
penis...
(Showing him to the bedroom while slapping his ass)
Osric: This woman has a very peculiar way of torturing me
slowly to my agonized death... but still- I do love to eat
her pussy...
Bambi (strutting out of the bedroom, bloody, content):
Zigzag scissors!
Osric: Brilliant! Breath-taking!
Bambi: I love you!
Osric: I'm sorry!
Bambi (handing him a bloody huge penis, formerly belonged
to Pini): Here's!
Osric (excited): This cock, symbolizes our everlasting
love-
Long, thick, mammoth and full of life-fluids.
Bambi: and pinkish!

                                         -Screen-