Crazy meat
not so elite
made from cow's feet
smells like shit
impossible to eat
looks like a tit
and I don't mean teat
eyes can't cheat
wearing a mitt
running down the street
fell into a pit
where the lamps weren't lit
afraid of the peat
looking forward to meet
a screwdriver in a kit
he had no place to sit
because the rock was too petite
and it didn't fit
he cut out a slit
fantasizing about a clit
crawled right through it
then realized he was hit
he got into the kitchen of  "A La Pitt"
that wasn't so neat
now he'll never be able to knit
nor dance to the beat
he's gonna be served with a beet
not bigger than a zit
which someone already bit
and with some whit
of long lovely wheat
end of no. 1 hit
taken from a writ
written by a wit
on a clean piece of sheet
R.I.P. you foolish meat