A moment for the poet's play
Stand aside and give respect
Give a penny for this bard's work
His sweat is shining, yet I am cold.

Watch him act and dance and sing
The ladies swoon at his smallest blink
He looks at me and gives a wink
I remain frozen, even when he smirks.

Read his writing, hear his songs
Applaud when his day is done with
Then shove a dildo up your ass
And pray for your forgiveness.