"Don Fernando,"
"What, Alakazam?"
"I... I have to tell you something, Don Fernando."
"Anything, Alakazam."
"I... I killed Bendito, Don Fernando."
"WHAT?!"
"I killed Bendito."
"How could you do this to me?!"
"Quite easily actually. All I used was a gun, a ski mask and
a pack of Tampex©."
"Tampex©???"
"Personal reasons."
"Alakazam, now that I know the truth, I have no choice but
to kill you."
"But why, Don Fernando?"
"Because you killed my son!!!"
"So what do I get out of confessing?"
"God's forgiveness."
"I'm a f-cking mobster!!! The only way I'll get God's
forgiveness is if I give him a hand-job!"
"Then you better prepare your hand, because you are about to
meet your maker. Bardenito, take this traitor for a
'walk'."
"Wait Don Fernando!"
"What now Alakazam?"
"Don Fernando, I can still help you."
"How so?"
"I... I know who murdered Belle Muchu."
"You know who murdered Belle Muchu?"
"Yes! I know who murdered Belle Muchu!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Okay, you got me, I was lying."
"How could you lie to me like that?!?"
"What are you getting so worked up about? It's not like you
believed me."
"Of-course I believed you. I was behaving melodramatic for
the dramatic purposes of the writer."
"That was you behaving melodramatic? It seemed more like you
were gasping with horrible disbelief."
"Well, that's probably because we have a crappy writer."
"Yeah. That must be it."