By all means and certainly by convention this is a sequel to
Cultural Convention
הוראות השימוש נותרו בעינן - לקרוא בקול רם ובקצב זורם ואיטי
וללכת לקבל טיפול פסיכיאטרי אחרי זה

Exactly one year has passed
And today, I'm going to write again about convention
Cultural convention
Time changes people
Convention
Take me for example
Today I see things differently from last year
I don't think conventions are so bad
Actually, I'm quite in favor of convention
True culture is based upon convention
I like convention.
Don't mind the guy that stands behind me with a loaded gun
He's got nothing to do with my new attitude towards
convention
Actually, come to think about it... he can't read
Books are lame
Convention
So I can just write what I truly think
And tell him that my honor forbids me from lying
And then lie to him about what I wrote
Honor
Is convention.
People don't like changes
False Convention
People are afraid of changes
True Convention
People like convention because it makes their life better
defined
Convention
And if you think I'm lying
Go back in time
Ask Galileo
Ah, Galileo... That was a guy!
He found that our Earth moves around the sun
He fought against the cultural convention
But look what the culture did to him - they turned his
discovery into
Convention
Poor guy
Actually, our Earth is not revolving around the sun
Our Earth is no more than a little ball
On a Pool Table
And we are simply bacteria on its surface
Black holes are the table's goals
And nebulas are no more than cigarette smoke
Soon, people will burn me for this claim
But like it happened to Galileo, this is
Future Convention
Eggs have dangerous cholesterol rates
Present Convention
Eggs are what dragons hatch from
Past Convention
American Football is a violent and rough game
Ignorant Israeli Convention
They just don't know the game
Eyes may deceive
Convention
33.6 KBPS
Connection
The scalps of an Indian's enemies
Collection
Being bald is not beautiful
Convention
Being anorectic, looking like a stick, damaging your health
is beautiful
Convention
I'll be back
Terminator's Convention
There's no fate but what we make of it
Convention
Fate is already decided
Convention
2+2=4
Contemplation
1+2=37
Miscalculation
We are good, they are evil
Normal human education
Send this guy to psychological
Evaluation
Because he refuses to live by our
Cultural Convention
Tomorrow, the first part of Convention will be one year old
And Today I write again about convention
Synchronization
It goes in, it comes out
Circulation
Too many bananas cause
Constipation
Hey! I wrote that one last year too!
Regurgitation
I now drink a sweet soft drink for energy
Reclamation
They put fluoride in our water
Disinfection
They encouraged us to belch when we were babies
Gas ejection
They teach us not to belch when we grow up
Reeducation
You don't say the first K in Knock
Pronunciation
You do pronounce the K in Kelvin
Temperature elevation
This a the banana slug addition to my unknown play
Contraction
You don't know what banana slug is, do you?
Forget it!
Banana slug is not
Convention
Great minds think alike
Convention
Great hinds stink alike
Not Convention
But still
It's true
The bigger the better
Dumb convention
Ask Mobie Dick
The smaller the better
Even Dumber Convention
Ask the Ebola Virus
Turns your guts into
Confection
The guy behind me starts to suspect
I think I'm stuck with
Condemnation
I just surprised him with a knife
Self-protection
A culture blinds itself by convention
Admit it, your psychological defense mechanisms are already
making some excuse as to why am I wrong
But don't take it too hard
Hard feelings are bad for your
Condition
A Culture binds itself to convention
I will not be bound
Exclamation
I will not obey your mindless and illogical
Convention
I will still defy and still resist
And I will keep on fighting
Your Convention
I will stand head-up against your fouls
Contradiction
I will bow to none but my own desire
I will prove you wrong and inconceivably blind
I will not close my eyes by your convention
I owe nobody but me an
Explanation
And if you think that your are free,
Unbound to the
Convention
Let me tell you, darling
That I have for your
Conjecture
Something that I call
Correction
If you agree that the sun rises from the east, if you think
that monogamy is correct, if you believe that aliens look
like puppets, if you believe that we have five senses, if
you believe that we have six senses, if you believe that the
sky is blue, if you believe that cow-sheds stink or if you
vote to politicians
You are bound to
Convention
If you don't believe all these and don't vote for
politicians
If you think that you're an anarchist
You're bound to convention
Anarchy is nothing more than
Dumb Convention
All kinds of group animals, from ant to lion and to human
Need leaders
If you believe the politicians
You're not bound to convention
Just plain stupid
Power Corrupts
A really smart Convention
I have the power to write about convention
It corrupts the readers, makes them think independently
instead of mindless obeying to
Convention
Like the Eagle, Spread your wings
Find for yourself, don't let anyone tell you
And most important
Do not be bound
And there are no blue Vixens
Stupid Convention
Trust me. I know one!
And if you take what I just wrote for granted or think that
everything is pure fact then look seven lines up and read
what I said
Don't let any one tell you!
Not even me!
Especially not me!
And to all the radicals
Who took offense
By my attack against Convention
Let me assure you just one thing
I'd allow for proper
Compensation
If you'd like to come at night
Holding nails and Crossed wood
Section
I'd allow you crucify me
To the stake of the
Convention
And then burn it to the ground
And just spit your
Condemnation
To the one who'd not be bound
To the hell of the
Convention
So if you'd like to come at night
With the nails and crossed wood
Section
I will wait upon you with a bomb
And Resignation
I will not surrender easy, I'll fight you to the last drop
on printer-jet ink
Because the fact that martyrs do not fight
Is just nothing but
Convention