Now that you've left me
I'm finally free
There are no more rules
And even less glee

Now that you've left me
To do as I wish
I alone prepare and eat
Every time the same ol' dish

Now that you're gone
I don't shave or comb
I just stare at the tube
'till the cows come home

Now that you're gone
I'm totally independent
I do my own laundry
And then the food tastes like detergent

What is this silence
That you've left behind
I leave the radio on
Just to mess with my mind

Now that you've left me
I can watch the game
Look at those players
Not one without a dame

The bathroom is no longer occupied
For hours a day
I don't bother clean it
It'll get dirty anyway

Now that you're gone
I leave the toilet seat up
And the beer cans all over
Oh man, What a dump!

Now I'm alone
The expenses are less
So I quit my job
And now I'm a mess

Now that you've left me
To do as I will
The phone is relaxing
'cause I didn't pay the bill.

Now I watch on T. V.
Couples stripping and kissing
It's not so much fun though
Something is missing...

Now that you're gone
I can gather my thoughts
What was I going to do now?...
I'll have to start making notes.

I can invite all my friends
To play poker and drink
And when they're all gone
I'm broke and I stink

Now that you're gone
I swear and burp after the beer
But what's the point?
There's nobody else here

Another day of freedom over
And I'm off to bed
It's so big and empty
I wish I was dead