A little bit of explenation first...
This is what happens when my muse decides to show up while
I'm in what we call in Israel "matzav kapit". It's a summary
of a story I've been planning on writing for nearly a year.


The next piece is brought to you unedited (Except for the
missing < signs. Blame Stage!) and without any spell
checking. To keep it authentic.

A little explenation about the participating characters, I
myself am AnathemaDeVice, until dial up decides to throw me
off, afterwhich I return as RubberBiscuit.
TeenageFBI is my beloved Vered, whose page can be found in
my Recomended Artists link. Quixand (who later gets replaced
by IronBeak) is Nissan. He's unimportant.

TeenageFBI> 3 armpits, 1 groin and a vagina
AnathemaDeVice> i have a vagina too...
AnathemaDeVice> wait
AnathemaDeVice> you got 3 armipts?
TeenageFBI> i want a puppy quix
AnathemaDeVice> YOU KILLED BUBBA'S FATHER!
Quixand> wha ?
TeenageFBI> dont blame me
TeenageFBI> yesh li alibi!
AnathemaDeVice> OH?!
Quixand> lol
TeenageFBI> i was with the drunk dworfs at the time
AnathemaDeVice> omg
AnathemaDeVice> OMG
AnathemaDeVice> OMFG!
AnathemaDeVice> VERED!
AnathemaDeVice> I LOVE YOU!
AnathemaDeVice> YOU JUST ADDED FOR MY STORY!!!
nathemaDeVice goes down on 1 knee
AnathemaDeVice> have I got the premittion to put you and he
dwarfs in my story?
TeenageFBI> no!! thats my story?
AnathemaDeVice>nonono
AnathemaDeVice> i won't touch your story!
AnathemaDeVice> i'm gonna wait for you to finish it
AnathemaDeVice> and then
AnathemaDeVice> and then
AnathemaDeVice> and then
AnathemaDeVice> after it's written
AnathemaDeVice> there's gonna be a Hityachsut
AnathemaDeVice> in my story
TeenageFBI> lol
AnathemaDeVice> VERED AND HER DWARFS SAVE THE DAY!
AnathemaDeVice> my prinecss is gonna be... princess Vagina!
AnathemaDeVice> yeah
TeenageFBI> no no no
TeenageFBI> not vagina
AnathemaDeVice> why not?
AnathemaDeVice> vagina is THE best name!
TeenageFBI> that's too much
AnathemaDeVice> or..
AnathemaDeVice> PRINESS RECTUM!
TeenageFBI> god no
AnathemaDeVice>  
AnathemaDeVice> then how should i call her?
AnathemaDeVice> princess toenail?
AnathemaDeVice> princess nosehair?
AnathemaDeVice> PRINCESS XXCHROMO!
AnathemaDeVice> err
AnathemaDeVice> help me out?
TeenageFBI> tell me everything bout your story
AnathemaDeVice> well
AnathemaDeVice> there's this chick
AnathemaDeVice> and she's a princess
AnathemaDeVice> and she is given away to this prince
AnathemaDeVice> against her will
AnathemaDeVice> her father's royal dog shit cleaner is madly
in love with her
AnathemaDeVice> and wants to save her
AnathemaDeVice> only he's a fat hairy migdet
AnathemaDeVice> with one leg
AnathemaDeVice> and he can't hold a sword
AnathemaDeVice> so he sends 3 ppl to do the job for him
AnathemaDeVice> Bubba Francheska, Shtiklette Turtoise,
and... dunno the name of the third
AnathemaDeVice> they each got their own history and shite
AnathemaDeVice> when the princess gets to the prince's
castle
AnathemaDeVice> he turns out to be...
AnathemaDeVice> umm
AnathemaDeVice> something no one expected him to be
AnathemaDeVice> yeah
AnathemaDeVice> and he has a babydick
AnathemaDeVice> and can't break her hymen after the marrige
TeenageFBI> lol
AnathemaDeVice> meanwhile our 3 heroes are on their way to
save the princess
Quixand> rofl
AnathemaDeVice> because her hymen is unbroken, they are not
officially wed
AnathemaDeVice> the one legged fat midget turns out to be a
woman
AnathemaDeVice> an ex-prisoner lesbian
TeenageFBI> lol
AnathemaDeVice> and the princess get sso frustrated
AnathemaDeVice> that she shaves her head
AnathemaDeVice> now the prince doesn't want her anymore
AnathemaDeVice> so....
AnathemaDeVice> umm
AnathemaDeVice> help me out?
AnathemaDeVice> god, this fucking turned into a soap..
AnathemaDeVice> a fantasy soap
Quixand> yeah
TeenageFBI> so she gets in an orgy with my dworfs
Yakir> back.
Quixand> its bloody sick
AnathemaDeVice> RIGHT!
AnathemaDeVice> DWARFS!
Quixand> i'm not helping you with it
AnathemaDeVice> anymoo's, the 3 heroes fail
Quixand> wb y
AnathemaDeVice> and find themselves lost in the desert
AnathemaDeVice> where a bunch of half birds half elefants
chase them around for ever
AnathemaDeVice> they fall into a mine
AnathemaDeVice> where they find a bunch of drunken irish
dwarfs
AnathemaDeVice> with their leader, fluffy!
TeenageFBI> lost at baywatch
TeenageFBI> yey me
AnathemaDeVice> and the dwarfs bring them to the princess
AnathemaDeVice> who is now a bald dyke with a big gown
AnathemaDeVice> and when they see her
AnathemaDeVice> they just drink more
TeenageFBI> did u see "dude wheres my car" shery?
AnathemaDeVice> (They tried to quit before that)
AnathemaDeVice> no vered
TeenageFBI> too bad
TeenageFBI> wheres the end shery?
AnathemaDeVice> well
AnathemaDeVice> the 3 armpitted man comes
AnathemaDeVice> and saves the day
AnathemaDeVice> and cuts the princess' head off
AnathemaDeVice> i think
AnathemaDeVice> is that a good ending?

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Set by Quixand on Sat Jun 29 21:22:18

RubberBiscuit> %&)@%&)@$#%)@$#%)#@&#$)!##()
RubberBiscuit> !!!
TeenageFBI> a dickless baby
IronBeak> hmmmm
RubberBiscuit> AnathemaDeVice> is that a good ending?
RubberBiscuit> i think i'll name the midget Rany
TeenageFBI> shery
TeenageFBI> u missed everything
IronBeak> bwahahaha
IronBeak> shedidnt see
IronBeak> muhahahahah
IronBeak> !
RubberBiscuit> so copy&paste!!
RubberBiscuit> NOW!!
IronBeak> its a great ending
TeenageFBI> AnathemaDeVice> the 3 armpitted man comes
TeenageFBI> AnathemaDeVice> and saves the day
TeenageFBI> AnathemaDeVice> and cuts the princess' head off
TeenageFBI> TeenageFBI> and marries the prince
TeenageFBI> TeenageFBI> and quixand is their baby!!!!!
IronBeak> leave it as it is
IronBeak> NO!
TeenageFBI> TeenageFBI> a dickless baby
IronBeak> WAAAAAH
RubberBiscuit> LOL!!!!!!!!
RubberBiscuit> BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
RubberBiscuit> BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
RubberBiscuit> BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
RubberBiscuit> BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
RubberBiscuit> BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
IronBeak> IronBeak> errr
IronBeak> IronBeak> i'll sue ya both for that
IronBeak> IronBeak> i WILL NOT apear in a soapie!
IronBeak> IronBeak> capisci ?
TeenageFBI> i'm good
TeenageFBI> damn, i'm good
IronBeak> i'm gonna sue ya both