while reading this i urge you to think about the "bad to the
bone" music...

Black and white
Color and towels
I'm folding the laundry
Just to pass along the hours

Yeah I got the blues
I got the old funky blues

My sister has
Lots of thongs
And all I have
Is the underwear of king kong

Yeah I got the blues
I got the old funky blue,
Yeah I got the blues
I got the old funky blues

My dog is sleeping
Here on the floor
All day long he's just
Licking and sucking his balls

Yeahhh I got the blues
I got the old funky blues,
Yeah I got the blues
I got the olddd
Funky blues