The baby was sucking wine out his bottle, while the mother
was fondling her breasts in front of the mirror. "I'm losing
buoyancy" she said, while the baby sucked on. "Are you even
listening to me? Shithead." She put on her bra, and strapped
on the double dildo. "C'mon, cupcake, mommy's ready to go.
Huzzah!"

THE BABY'S STORY: "We entered the discotheque in the middle
of some Polish trance track, and people were swooning all
around us, most of them probably on E. Mom left me with
these three dominatrices who went all coochie-coo over me,
and went to the floor. She's so hot, my mama. One latino guy
was dancing with her, but she soon added another guy with a
mask and chains, and started moving sensuously with one guy
in front, the other grinding her ass. What a player! I
finished my bottle, so my three new aunties refilled it with
Bloody Mary. I felt like dancing, but I'm only two and can't
even walk properly yet."

HERMAN'S STORY: "This chick was so hot, damn. And she even
got another guy to join in, and he was also pretty hot. I
was looking forward to a long night of fucking them both
with implements, and I have a feeling they were game. Too
bad the baby spoiled it."

BACK TO THE BABY: "Puked my guts out, I did. Barfo."