CHAPTER 9

The next day, Tortoise threw a big party and invited all the
animals in the forest: the poor and the rich. Rabbit came,
and Lion, Little Fox and his wife, Weasel, and even Harry
the mechanic who lost his finger last month in a fight with
that fat-ass spick hooker. Tortoise made a toast to all his
good friends, and apologized for all the bad things he wrote
about them in the Forest Gazette. They all drank up, even
Harry, because it was the polite thing to do, and then they
danced as Lion played the accordion.

"Have another drink!" said Rabbit. "Don't mind if I do!"
said Harry. "I'm so tired," said Little Fox to Harry, "would
you like to dance with my wife now?" "I'd be delighted to!"
said Harry, and took Weasel by the paw, pressing her close
to him so he could feel her nipples poking through the brown
fur. He had another drink...

CHAPTER 12

"My turn!" squealed Rabbit, as he took Harry's place fucking
Weasel behind a tree. Harry went up to Lion, who was sitting
alone, and told him exactly where he could shove his 2%
raise and slum medical benefits. Lion just smiled and shoved
another drink in Harry's face. Harry went to puke in the
mushroom patch, and heard his mom sobbing from the tree
house. "I'm sorry, Pumkin," she said. He wanted to give her
the finger, but it was gone, gone, gone. Beyond Tortoise's
toasts, Rabbit's grunts and Lion's playing, he heard the
gentle splashing of Laughing Waterfall. He staggered through
the dark trees to find it...

CHAPTER 36

"Have another drink!" said Rabbit. Somebody was laughing...