I suck cock because I am ugly. I'm short, fat, and hairy,
have an ape-like jaw, uneven eyes, a flat chest, and I smell
like cooking oil. No boy would be caught dead fucking me, so
I suck them instead. I catch them when they're drunk and
alone and pump like there's no tomorrow. I let them cum in
my mouth, my face, or wherever. I lick it and guzzle it
down. One time a boy felt sorry for me and offered to fuck
me, but I declined. Another boy said I was so ugly that
somebody should kill me. I declined, but he was drunk and
kicked me in the mouth. I lost two front teeth, which is a
good thing for sucking cock.

Brittney Spears is pretty and famous, but I bet she sucks
cock, too. She also gets fucked, I'm sure. At night, when
she goes to sleep alone in her pretty and famous bed, she
shivers in terror of me. I think of that sometimes in
sympathy, as I suck cock, moaning with my eyes closed. I
don't envy her.

I have a poster of her in my cave, her lips parted just so.