What is love? Love is a projection from outer space,
injected into our collective subconscious by hive-like
aliens that simply follow orders. It is somewhere between a
disease and a state of being, between a way of life and a
way of seeing. It was discovered by mistake, when a
subordinate hive was trying to emancipate it's right pinkie.
The experiment ended in failure, but it produced love and
electricity, two absolute absolutes of the digital age.
Hence the phrase: "my love to you is like a 5k amp current."
Also, it explains why babies are most auspiciously conceived
during power shortages. "Poetic justice."