Little Red Riding Hood was pregnant, and really needed an
abortion, being 12 and all. Her jackass lumberjack boyfriend
was long gone by then, and he took all the crack with him.
Hood needed a fix to get her mind off all the deep shit she
was in. So she went to visit the wolf. She caught him in the
backyard of his burrow, masturbating to some pictures of
sheep. "Hey wolfie. What's up, hot stuff?" "Fuck off, you
rotten cunt," said the wolf. "Or maybe you want me to do
you, like I did your fat-ass grandma." He made humping
motions, to illustrate. Hood kept cool, blew some rings. "I
need a fix, you animal." Wolf smiled. "Here's my member. Use
it."

As Hood was paying for her drugs, the lumberjack stopped by
to pick up more shit. He saw, got mad, and cut up wolfie
real good, and even slapped Hood around a bit, just to teach
her a lesson. Then ran off with the shit. The slapping was
just tough enough for Hood to miscarry. As she lay there in
a pool of blood, a beautiful angel with pure white wings
arrived from heaven. The angel lay a small packet of crack
beside the budding adolescent, kissed her gently, and
disappeared in a cloud of fairy dust.