Reality is not about truth, but about dignity. I'll explain
this with a fable involving dumb animals. So there was this
crow who was picking corn off the cob. She was collecting it
for her chicks in the nest, so it was altruistic. Along
comes Mr. Cat, and meows at the crow. Crow freaks out and
flaps away, cat makes some threatening gestures, tires, and
then licks his balls. Meanwhile, at the farmhouse, uncle
Sasha is beating the crap out of his niece for speaking
during dinner. He is so drunk that he has to stop to throw
up. Niece doesn't cry, instead looks around for Mr. Cat, who
is always cuddly and cute and fun to play with and never
hurts her. But he's out licking his bollocks in the
cornfield. MORAL: don't be a dumb animal. |