Once upon a time, there was a dragon. A female dragon. She
could turn invisible and breathe invisible fire, which
produced no heat. In fact, she was never visible. She could
have been a dream. And a dream she was, in the sleeping head
of Prince Charming. The young ravishing prince would think
of her as he masturbated in the Royal Bed. He would see her
image in his aluminum rice bowl as he licked it clean. And
when he went out hunting the Little People, he could feel
her sweet warm breath on his neck.

One dark winter night the Prince was cleaning his boots from
the body parts of the Little People. As he was lighting his
Royal Pipe, the dragon turned visible. The Prince was
incinerated within a clock's tick. His rice bowl survived,
and is currently being used in the mechanism for steering
the Hubble Space Telescope.