JUST IN: A new African state discovered. Named "Barbieville"
after the 6-year-old girl who discovered it, it is pristine,
full of lush rainforests, happily coexisting black and white
people, and a (thought to be extinct) species of reindeer.
The girl, Barbie, when asked where this country was located,
rubbed her vagina ferociously and said: "It's in my cunt!
It's in my pussy!" The reporters were ecstatic, and one of
them tried to touch her. Thankfully, he was stopped by the
President of the United States of America, who was touring
Africa at the time. God bless America!

Greenpeace has declared Barbie's private parts to be a
"cultural reservation". The flag of Barbieville used to be a
white pony on a green field, but Barbie has changed it to a
green pony on a white field. She says everything is upside
down "down there". "When I grow up, I'm going to be the
President!" she said. And I, I will be her Vice President,
and will protect her from sex, because we don't want her to
get an STD. Greenpeace would not be very happy about that!