Hello there,
My name is Brian, yes I know, it's not a common name here,
but as you can see, I'm not from here.
I am a barman and a bloody good one if I may be so blunt as
to say that about myself (not every barman gets the chance
to invent a very popular cocktail).
I have a good bar height (approximately 1.86 meters tall), I
have dark hair, it's a bit long and falls across my face
veiling my eyes, but most important, I have English looks
and a bit of an accent (I know it's "fashionable" here in
Israel).
You see I was born in Britain (England to be exact) after
finishing school there I went on to become a barman, I had
my training at the best school in London (it cost quite a
bit too) and finished as their top student!
This of course allowed me to get a job anywhere I wanted and
at that time there was a sudden boom of clubs, bars and pubs
all over the UK (it might have something to do with the fact
that we were just coming out of a depression), it might
surprise you then that from all others I chose to work at a
small pub at the outskirts of Chelsea...
Well if you are smart you've probably guessed the reason by
now...
Yes, a woman.
But not just any woman, her name was lea (yes like princess
lea from star-wars but far more beautiful). She was about
1.70 meters tall (I use the metric system because I've heard
you people never heard of feet and inches) she had long
silky brown hair and big baby brown eyes, her body was curvy
and tight, she worked as a gym instructor by day and a
waitress by night, the had long sculpted legs she'd like to
show off by wearing very short skirts, those skirts also
made her ass that was tight and firm look extra sassy, she
had a flat belly and medium small tits that looked very
firm, she had a little devil tattoo on her waist that she
used to show by wearing belly shirts. The thing that struck
me about her most of all was her smile, she had such a way
to smile that made her look like an innocent young girl and
a naughty slut at the same time, that girl was pure sex
appeal..

She used to work there every night, I think that was because
she needed the money, I used to work there every night too
(for obvious reasons) she was an excellent waitress she used
to make people constantly order stuff just so that she might
graciously serve it to them, it made me work my ass off
making drinks but it paid off since people would give here
(and sometimes even me) fifty and even eighty percent tips!
She used to end some nights with a few roses and half a
dozen marriage proposals, not all of them made by drunken
people!

Me and her used to constantly flirt, I guess she found my
dark appearance attractive, as we worked together longer we
got closer and closer, she used to tell me everything about
her personal life, and me, being the excellent barman that I
am, always used to listen and give advice, she used to tell
me about how high the rent is and how hard it is living a
long way from home (she was originally from Yorkshire), but
most peculiar off all, she told me how lonely she used to
get..
No need to say how shocked I was to hear that, a sexy thing
like her, lonely!
It turns out that her being so drop dead gorgeous had worked
to her disadvantage since many men (including yours truly,
yes I admit) found her to be inaccessible.

From that night on our relationship grew closer and closer,
I was not lonely myself but the thought of being with lea
made all other woman suddenly fall from grace.

Whenever I had free time at work I used to try and mix my
own drinks, usually when I thought I had something good I'd
serve it for free to one or more people at the bar and try
and find out how good they think it is. Usually I got good
responses, but not anything to run to the bank with..
Then, one night I served one of my new cocktails to a
regular client and he really liked it, he let one of his
friends have a sip and he decided he wanted a glass of that,
I made him another one, also for free, after a few of the
regulars tried it and liked it I began to take orders for
it, at first I didn't know what to do, how much to charge,
after all, it wasn't on the menu..
I soon caught my wits and at the end of the night I
registered over 15 orders for my new drink and a dozen name
suggestions, I didn't like any of them.
As I was cleaning the bar and lea was tuning the chairs over
on the tables I remembered she didn't get to try my new
creation, I fixed up a pitcher full of my cocktail and asked
her if she wanted to try (yes I know but I was just trying
to spend more time with her, I really had no intention of
getting her drunk).
When she took her first sip she said it was good, after the
second she had already decided it was excellent and gave me
her innocent-naughty smile..
Needless to say I was completely taken by her at that point,
I lowered my eyes from her face, trying to avoid falling
pray to that conquering smile but it only served to do the
opposite as I was now staring directly at her tight thighs,
she had a short skirt made out of the fabric the Scots' make
their kilts from (I'd like to see a man wear that!), to her
legs were long stockings, white in colour, like school girls
wear and her feet were covered by small black boots, as I
realised my mistake I began raising my eyes, my gaze sliding
up the curves of her tight legs, through her slip waist and
up to her ample breasts, when finally I managed to look at
her face again I saw that she noticed the way I looked at
her (well I was a bit obvious) and was now biting her lower
lips and looking straight into my eyes looking so sexy.
After an endless moment I began moving closer to her, it
seemed as if she was drawn towards me too and finally our
lips touched for the first time.
It felt so soft, each of her lips felt like it was made of
silk and when her gentle wet tongue slid through my lips and
into my mouth I felt like heaven, my tongue started
spiralling around hers, licking it softly all around,
tasting her. My hand reached her and pulled her to me, I
held her so close, her breast was squeezed against my chest,
one of my hands on the back of her neck, the other sliding
down slowly towards her ass, I grabbed it, firm yet soft,
and squeezed it gently, she moaned into my mouth and I was
overcome with passion, I wanted nothing less than to
devourer her. I bit her lower lip as gently as I could (wish
was not gentle at all!) and my mouth slipped down to her
neck, licking and kissing, sucking and biting her soft tan
skin.
My hand had found its way under her short skirt and I was
now fondling her ass through her panty, my other hand slid
down and was giving her right breast a massage. She groaned,
her hand reaching the beck of my neck, pushing my face and
mouth stronger against her neck, her fingernails drawing
four red stripes on my skin at the process, her other hand
was sliding up and down my body from underneath my shirt
enjoying the way my chest and tight stomach felt.
I couldn't take it any longer, I grabbed her by her waists
and flung her up unto the bar sitting her surprised but
eager at it's edge as I was pulling down her now wet
underwear exposing her beautiful shaved vagina.
I immediately dived down pressing my lips against her red
swollen exterior lips, at first I was contempt with just
caressing her lips gently with my own, blowing a cool breeze
that made her go mad. As her passion overtook her she
wrapped her legs around my head, pressing my mouth as hard
as she can against her sex. Intoxicated by her smell and the
feeling of her thighs pressed against my face I began eating
her, no longer gently as before, I licked and sucked her
outer and inner lips as though my life was depending on it,
my tongue went berserk attacking every luscious part of her
vagina, not even her small innocent clit escaped the
onslaught and not long have passed before I began hearing
the first signs of her orgasm as she was moaning and
screaming for me to continue as I of course did. I pushed my
tongue as deep inside her body as I could using my hands to
press her harder towards my from behind, she seemed to like
it when I swirled my tongue inside so I had to use my finger
in order to rub her little clit, my head was actually under
her skirt the whole time and when I started using my hand I
had to life up her skirt, she took the opportunity to grab
me by the hair (that hurt!) and press me harder against her
throbbing vagina. She kept on screaming "harder" and
"faster" and I of course complied moving my finger faster
and my tongue deeper inside her body, it didn't take long to
make her cum. The moment of her orgasm was very painful for
me as she almost pulled my hair off, she screamed at the top
of her lungs and her legs clenched on my face again,
nevertheless I kept on going until her screaming and moaning
were toned down.
I helped her down the bar, we both were panting, I looked at
her glowing face and she gave me the wettest most deep
France kiss I have ever experienced, her tongue going so
deep into my mouth I felt like I was swallowing it. She sent
one of hear hands down and grabbed my cock through my pants,
no need to say it was hard as a rock, she moaned again and
started unzipping my jeans, she proceeded to open button
after button until finally my pants were at a bundle around
my ankles. I stepped out of them as she took off her shirt,
exposing her perfect breasts that were locked together,
confined by her white lace bra, I took one look at it and my
mouth was all over her chest sucking and biting her delicate
flesh, she held my head tight keeping it on her breasts with
one hand as she was gasping, the other hand grabbed my balls
through my boxer shorts and gave them a gentle massage. Her
touch was divine, I was so arouse I felt I was going to
burst.
Finally I lost control, I turned her around and bent her
down on one of the tables, I pulled down her skirt, slightly
tearing it at the process, she seemed to like the rough
treatment she was getting as she looked back at me so
sensually and raised up he ass for me. She seemed so
sluttish like that, her tits squeezing against the cold
table, her naked ass raised up almost begging for me to fuck
it and her look, oh that look...
I took off my boxers and rubbed my cock gently, it was so
hard and warm, inspired by the way lea looked at that moment
I aimed my tip at her tight ass hole and pressed it forward,
she moaned and groaned in pain but didn't say a word, I took
it to be an approval and shoved my cock all the way inside
of her. She gasped and let out a small yelp, but than, as if
to show me it was ok, she began moving her ass back and
forth, helping me fuck her. I grabbed her round ass cheeks
with both hands and started entering her again, this time
harder and faster, she moaned again I slid out, I entered
her again even harder and again she moaned only this time
her moans reflected a bit less pain and a bit more pleasure,
with time I began to pick up the pace, thrusting harder,
faster and deeper into her tight body, she began to moan so
loud she was actually screaming. I never realized how dirty
she could talk, I never imagined Lea, The Lea bent over at
the pub table, her ass raised up, me fucking her so hard and
she screaming as loud as she can "fuck me harder" or "tear
me up".
I had to use up every drop of will to refrain from cuming at
that very moment but I wanted to keep on going, I wanted to
make her cum again and again.
I pulled out of her (to her dismay) and she gave me such a
pout I couldn't resist kissing her again, this time it was
my tongue that was raping her mouth and she was loving it!
I reached to her back and my hands quickly un-hooked her bra
(yes, I have some experience with that). When I pealed the
bra off her breasts and finally exposed her pink nipples my
heart missed a beat, there were the most beautiful perfect
small pink cute nipples I have ever seen, the kind that
makes you want to suck them like a lollypop, and that was of
course what I did. As I was sucking them, her nipples
started to harden, I couldn't resist and I bit them gently,
or so I intended, Lea yelped and pouted at me, I kissed her
passionately and that seemed to appease her, after our lips
separated she whispered in my ear "I want you deep inside of
me, now".
I couldn't keep her waiting. As I was reaching for her
beautiful body, to my surprise, she took a step backwards, I
took a step towards her and she took another step back, her
innocent-naughty smile flashing on her face driving me
insane.
I continued to slowly "chase" her back until she reached the
wall, she game me a surprised look and turned around as if
she was trying to get away.
I reached out and grabbed her belly and chest, I held her
close to me but leaned forward pressing her body against the
wall. I bent my knees (I was taller than her) and aimed my
cock directly at her cunt. As I was straightening my knees
it looked as if I was lifting her along with me, I got
inside of her so deep, she had to stand on the tips of her
toes. I started moving back and forth sliding my cock deeper
and deeper inside her heavenly body, she moaned and groaned
and I slipped a finger inside her mouth. She immediately
began sucking it, licking it up and down with her skillful
tongue making it swirl around it. My other hand was still
grabbing her belly and now was reaching down to her pelvis
for leverage allowing me to thrust harder inside her. I
could feel she was on the verge of another orgasm. I started
thrusting faster and faster, pulled the finger out of her
warm mouth allowing her to moan and even scream in ecstasy,
the hand went down to her breasted and began giving her
nipples a wet massage.
She was so wild, when she came I had to use all my strength
to control her and keep standing up.
When her screaming stopped we both were panting, trying as
hard as we could to catch our breath.
Finally I got out of her and she turned around, she noticed
I was still hard and reached out to my cock. She started to
caress it softly with just the tips of her fingers, I
immediately started to moan as deeply as I could. My moaning
seemed to be "doing it" for her and soon she began rubbing
my entire cock roughly with her hand. I lowered my head and
began kissing her neck, that was probably too much for her
as she suddenly pulled me towards her and yelled "cum inside
of me now!".
Although I was exhausted I began thrusting again pining her
body to the wall. I was drawing on my last reserves as I
grabbed her thigh and pulled it up, opening her wide.
With each thrust I felt her breasts squeeze against my chest
and her thigh's muscles contracting with effort. My hand was
surveying her right thigh and ass cheek, her flesh felt so
soft and sexy, all I could think about is how much I wanted
her, how beautiful she is, how sexy.
And then she started screaming again, I knew she was cuming
with each orgasm the time she took to cum became lesser and
lesser. I than let my self go as well, thrusting as fast as
I can almost nailing her to the brick wall. I felt her
vaginal muscles contract against my cock and it felt so
good.
I don't know who came first, all I know is when I cam it was
like an explosion, all the sexual tension that built up in
me in those last weeks was finally unleashed, I closed my
eyes (or so I think because everything was dark all of a
sudden) and my body felt like it was floating (the feeling
was even better than the one I got during my trip to the
Netherlands). I think I was moaning or scramming with
pleasure, although I'm not sure if it wasn't her..
After we were both spent we collapsed to the ground and
slept naked in each other's arms..
 

The following morning we were wakened up by the owner of the
pub, apparently he was not all that pleased by us shagging
in his place and obviously annoyed by the mess we've made
(it seemed that we broke a few bottles of not very cheep
scotch while we were banging at the bar).
We were kicked out naked with the promise of never working
in a self-respecting pub in England again..
I think lea went home to her parents, I didn't have her
phone number nor did I know her last name so I had no way of
contacting her.

As I am Jewish I decided to try my luck in Israel (no I
don't really think it will further my career I am here on a
kind of vacation until the little incident at the pub will
blow over)

So there is my resume (probably gave you a bit more
information than you wanted to know).
I hope you will be so kind as to give me a job at your pub

Sincerely yours
Brian

p.s
I made up my mind about the name of my new cocktail the day
I lost my job, I call it "long vibrating shag against the
wall". I hear it has become quite popular, you should try it
before you decide whether or not you want to hire me.