granny's underwear slipping off the line
if you dont watch out theyre gonna grab you from behind
a killer bra wraps itself round your throat
you better take it off before you start to choke
a dangerous pickle flying out of the jar
if it hits you in the face it leaves a life long scar
super sonic forks in her ghost  ridden house
walk into the cellar there's granny's six foot mouth
an evil smelling oil lamp takes away your breath
believe me its no wonder granny lives by herself
everything in her house smells like it carries desease
her dangerous looking toothpaste boy it tastes like grease
one day you'll be old and living by yourself
in a dingy little flat all smelling of death
old and cracked up you'll be
and your only fun
will be scaring off the kids when they come to see gran