I'm the best therapist in town. My name is everywhere but I
am not even in the phone book. The people I analyse just
tell their friends that I'm the best therapist in town. My
youngest patient is 10 years old. Her mother stresses her
too much so her father took her to see me. I've analysed his
sister when their father killed himself after hitting a
teenager with his car. The victim of that accident is also
seeing me. He feels he is less popular because both his legs
were amputated. His mother already knows me. She was a
patient of mine before her divorce. Her husband was cheating
on her with a 25 years old stripper. The husband's lover was
also seeing me, his parents disowned him after he told them
he was a queer.
I'm the best therapist in town. I'm the best therapist in
town. I'm the best therapist in town. I'm the best therapist
in town. The best.
One of my patient got out my clinic and took a bus downtown.
She threw herself under the wheels of the night train to the
city.
The train driver is about to come any minute now now, he
feels guilty about the girl's death. He got my number from
her mother. After all, I am the best therapist in town.