על פי שיר הנושא של הסידרה "חברים" -
"I'll be there for you" של הרמברנדטס

If you have got no friends,
if you're a lonely guy.
The words you mostly hear
are "fuck off" and "goodbye".
Looks like you'll never get a lay, my dear,
so if you want to ease your stress
take off your pants and come to me near, and

I'll go down for you,
for twelve dollars eighty four.
I'll go down for you,
for a f##k you'll pay more.
I'll go down for you,
if you ask I can chew.

If you're engaged and you'll
get married the next day,
I'ld make your needs
for other women go away.
First, buy a rubber at the grocery store,
because I can't catch HIV -
I'm not a slut, man, I am a whore, so

I'll go down for you,
for twelve dollars eighty four.
I'll go down for you,
for a f##k you'll pay more.
I'll go down for you,
if you ask I can chew.

No one will ever blow me,
no one could ever please me,
since I'm the only one who's pro,
and I'm being sincerely.
I'll be forever single,
I can't learn how to mingle,
but at least I'm happy 'cause I'm
making lots of money out of you, yeah.


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