Today, I'm going to write about convention... Cultural
Convention
I don't go along with conventions
I'd say I'm a non-conformist... but non-conformism is a
cultural convention
I never get along with cultural convention
This is a haiku about conventions
Haiku is supposed to have mere five lines
But that's a convention
I can't get along with convention
A convention determines its culture...
Take Mormons for example - no wine even though the Bejesus
was a bar tender
Hand over another mug of ale, oh hands with holes, don't
drop it!
Take Jews for example
Take Muslims
Take Russians
Take Americans
Take Chinese
Take Cannibal primitives from Africa
It's all about conventions
What right here is wrong somewhere else
Conventions.
Join the army, see the world
Convention
Join the Convent, Shut your mouth
Convention
Watch a movie and have some popcorn
Convention
It's all about convention
This story is about convention
It's a story, even though it doesn't look like a story to
anyone who lives by convention
Never pass when red light
Convention
Never pass the speed of light
Convention
Mummy and Daddy love you
Convention
Fuck you is a bad word
Conve- wait a second... Fuck you is telling someone to get
laid! What's bad about getting laid?
Convention
Take a holiday when the new-year arrives
Convention.
Don't take a holiday when you really need it
Convention
Don't read books, it's lame
Convention
Read books, they'd make you smarter
Convention
Fresh strawberries in a bowl with sugar and cream
Confection
This is a dialog about Convention
You need two people for a dialog - Convention.
I'm oblige to not getting alone with Convention
Have someone check your spilling befor Uo lett somboddie rid
uor staf
Contradiction
These are the notes for the music of a song
When I have the muse I will write the lyrics
For a song about Convention.
It would be a song in F minor
Cause I don't believe in getting along with Convention
I was convicted for not applying certain cultural
Conventions
So today I write a script about cultural Convention
Yes
Today I write about Convention
Tomorrow I might write about something else. Maybe I will
write about the Finix, the fiery octopus with fifteen
tentacles.
An Octopus is supposed to have eight tentacles. Octo means
eight
But that's Convention
Everybody but me get along with Convention
Convention
Dark is evil
Light is good
Where's the connection?
Convention
Don't eat too many bananas
Constipation
Eat a lot of bananas
Zinc is good for circulation
Convention
If you book them, they will come
Counteraction.
Rhyming is a great way
Convention.
Cigarette taxes rise every week
Calculation
And now this story turns into a poem. This poem is about
exasperation. Once upon a time there was a boy with one eye.
He had to put a black bandage on the blind eye. Everybody
thought he was dressing as a pirate
Convention
He burned his mother to the ground
Combustion
I have no idea what would be the next line
I wrote the secret words of magic in invisible ink up there
Can you see it? No? Proves that the ink is invisible!
Convention.
Violence solves nothing? Dumb Convention.
If you died a violent death, you'll never be sick, never
worry about money or anything else. You'll never need to go
to work
Violence can solve everything
Not Convention
On the other hand, if your death was not violent
It still had the same effects
Death solves everything
New Convention
There's a reason why we're here
Convention
There's no reason, all pure luck
Convention
There's a reason for this pure luck
Contradiction
Peace or war?
What's your faction?
This 3D movie will never end
If I don't take an action
Convention.
Drugs are bad, mmmkay
Convention.
The Englishmen drive on the wrong side of the road
Intersection
Defy Stalin! Stand up for your rights!
Conven- wait a sec, that's not Convention
I made it up in this second!
Invention.
There is no such thing as Good Knight
So you must say Good Night
Correction
The price of peace is eternal chickening
A 20 seconds old ancient Chinese Convention!
Culture blinds itself by Convention
Ask Galileo
Convention
This was the banana slug edition of my famous hit,
"Protection"
Culture binds itself to Convention
I will not be bound
