Say, have you ever seen the man who invented those weird
things like alarm clocks and nuns and chewing gums??? Don't
you guys ever wonder who invented the "post it's"? The
answering machine?...
What was he thinking? That if he invents an alarm clock, it
will wake someone up? No! it will make an awful noise and no
matter what you do it won't stop ringing until you hit it
with a 12 ton hammer and smash into pieces! and then of
course you'll get so self-guilty so you go get another alarm
clock...
And who bnefits? That's right- The wicked inventor!!!

And why did he invent the answering machine?
You're right, it is useful, but only for you to call the
miserable creature that baught that thing, and make him even
more miserable than he is... Like: "Answer. I know you're
there. Pick it up!!!"
Or: "Huney, I hope you're wife won't hear this..."
So, this poor creature breaks the machine, and then regrets
it when he finds out that nobody answerd the phone when the
lotory person called about the prise- money!

How about the new fad? "Post its".
I don't need these little yellow pieces of cheap paper to
write down messages and stick 'em to my hand until someone
helps me out and takes 'em off my hand and reads what I
wrote!

And those Smiley cups. As if my entire life will change if I
drink from a normal and stadard cup and not a shoking yellow
one with a face on it...

It's useful, but just until you're wife tells you to throw
these ugly cups away, because Nana is coming to town, and
she'll have a heart attack and you might be happy about it!

Yeah, and all the time they, and especailly him, are
inventing new weird and utterly useless stuff.
BEWARE!!!!

Thank you, You've been great!!!