There's this girl I love. She's just one of those girls you
cant help loving. I love her so much that I had a talk with
god and we decided to make a piece of the sky fall for her,
just because she deserves it.  At the beginning god seemed
to be very protective of this specific piece of sky. It was
apparently for V.I.P members only. But you see, this girl I
love is so special that god just gave it up in the end.
People who didn't know called it "a meteor shower" but she
called it "the most beautiful present she ever got"." I love
you so much" she said. She kissed me and hugged me and we
had the best sex ever. A month later she broke up with me.
It turns out this guy got her the moon. The only thing I
could think of was: if he got her the moon, and all I got
her were some lousy stars, then how good is the sex they're
having?