Many people believe knees were intended to help us walk.
I believe they're to help us cry.
Is it a coincidence that my knee fits perfectly into my eye
socket when it's swollen and tearful?
Or that when in the fetus position my knees are the only
things I can see.
I kneel when I beg and when I pray, and I'm normally sobbing
when I do either.
I'll probably kneel when I propose, during which I'll no
doubt be in tears.
I've never really been kneed in the groin but I'm sure that
too would make me cry.
If I remove my knees, will I be a happier man? Or just an
emotional invalid?