One day, during a project English lesson, Heidi started to
slowly whisper in IT's ears, "I want to drink". IT
responded: "Oh God, you are so ugly. I can't believe they
let you out of... the window!" and the person who found the
ban which was thrown out took IT home with him.
"What do you mean a duck?", asked joy.
"Where? How could I miss it?
"Well, it was a rather small duck. Maybe you were busy doing
something else?"
"No, it's the only talking microwave I have.. no idea what
to say. This doesn't sound very interesting. Why should I
write this story when I actually like to eat about 7
cucumbers a day. The man who used to talk about alternative
energy sources which could lead to a new war. Then Heidi
decided to declare war on remaining brain cells. But what do
I know? Maybe we should think this over. And suddenly we
hear something very strange. It was so strange they went to
call the police, but no one wanted to help them. So they
took law to their hands and shouted "Life sucks". "Law
suit!" cried the poor mother and ran away to the bathroom.
But she didn't know what was in there although it was so
"appealing" to stay.. I knew I had my Newsweek for tomorrow.
And that's, in brief, very brief, the story of the
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