Once upon a summer day
When all was crazy hot
A young cool knight with roller blades
Was sitting, smoking pot

He checked out all the babes, and chicks
Just watching for the one
That he could easily grab and fuck
And have some one-night fun

Than he saw her charming face
Her piercing shining bright
The princess of his dreams she was
No dragon there to fight

And so he tried to pick on her
His cheap lines flying high
And she just looked at him and yawned
Of boredom she could die

He tried to show her that he's cool
More cool then other knights
But nothing broke the ice with her
And nothing would suffice

He picked some fights, and gave her flower
She just rolled her eyes
He tried his best to make her see
He wasn't full of lies

She went away and he felt bad
It happened there before
But he would search another princess
Just that he could score...