Exhilerating sights-Tiny, cool, neat!..
If you have the window seat.
Roomy chairs to hold your mass...
If you sit in Business Class.
Lot's of space to move around...
If you're an old pillow no-one ever found!
Scrumptious, diverse selections of food...
Puts you in a HUNGRY mood!
Restful, peaceful, relaxing dreams...
The tossing and turning will make you SCREAM!!!!
So, if you are flying day or night,
(If you're not asleep), enjoy the flight!

Anyone who ever flew in a cramped, crude, stifling, stuffy
aircraft can relate to this poem -- the wonderful lures,
liesures, and luxuries of absolutely agitating and
annoyingly angering aircraft discomforts have all been
experienced by frequent flyers, b