The Sultan and the Shah

סיפור ילדים

Forty years fought the young Ali, Prince of Turkmenistan,
with his brave men to free their country from the yoke of
the Persian Empire.

The war raged across the hills and ravines stretching
throughout the country, and finally, the forces of the young
P

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April Blues

פארודיה

My shrink said: "Nahum
Get a grip on your life!
Don't just wait for Mashiach --
Bring him!"

Cry, O Cursed Country

אלגיה

For your scorched ground
For your abandoned tents
Cry,
And bemoan your cursed existence.

Dying a Little

מקבר

Dying a little is good
Everybody should
Every once in a while
Do it in style

Generation of the Wilderness

הגות

The Rabbis argued in Bet Hamidrash
About the generation of the wilderness
Do they have a share in the World to Come?

God Bless Izre'el Valley

הרהור

This is the time God has made
On it we shall rejoice in glee;
Salvation from Up High, in our land
Shining here on us from thee.

Green Robot

בדידות

A flower to wear in my shirt,
A rosé wine to sweeten my nights.

Hymn to Her (Who Must Be Obeyed)

פזמון

She will always carry on
Sometimes a sword, sometimes a gun
They will keep on speaking Her Name
Some in pain, some in shame

I am the Pancratium of Sauron

הגות

I am the Pancratium of Sauron
Onion of the Vall.eys™.
Soon I will be planted in the ground
And grow big yellowing leaves

Isaiah 34

גיהנום

Slaughter, bloodshed and murder
Hot carcasses coming up
All hosts of heaven shall moulder
As a fallen leaf they'll drop

On a Dreary Morning

הרהור

I sit by the heater,
Look at the outside gloom,
As my worries grow old.

Plunge, then rise

אמונה

Pull up and soar
Row on with that oar
Plunge, then rise
Back up and shorewise
Dry land awaits ahead.

Praise the Lord

אלוהים

Praise the Lord!
Praise the Lord!
Won't you praise the Lord?

The Grinch that Stole the Afikomen

פואמה

When the Cherry blossoms in Japan
And the wind whistles high in the reeds
Moses rode his crib across the waters
And Paharoh marched into the Red Sea

The Revolution of Darmok, Jr.

סאטירה

But the war of Elric
Will not be aired tonight on TV
Because Darmok and Gilad, are in Tanagra.
The sun set in Shaka when the walls fell down
Shaka! When the walls fell down.

The Turning Point

הרהור

Driving on the highway of Life
That extends from birth to eternity
I approach Interstate Highway #60.

That's the Roadmark I expect
Anticipate, with caution and respect

The old lower east side

געגוע

And on the wall, a picture, of the old Rabbi in his fur
hide
Nothing in the world, no nothing in the world
Like the old lower east side

Thrash Meital

פזמון

Thrash Metal, a dance neanderthal
Ain't nothing like Disco with Thrash Metal

Twitter Blues

ביקורת

Twitter Blues, Twitter Blues
That's the News, Twitter Abuse
Don't be a loser, stop being a user
Shut your twitter account down
And move to the Mastodon

Universes No End

אינטרוספקטיבי

Six six six the number of the beast,
And the number of universes
Six to the power of six to the power of six
Spreading

When Towers Fall

קינה

When fire catches unto cloud
When iron topples down over charcoal
When fire consumes steel and stone
When multitudes fall, when towers fall.

שיר פטריוטי לעת ערב

מקום

The sea in my city
Is blue and pretty
Blue and pretty is the sea in my city
I love my city.

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Fall of the Pleiadeans #1:
Help is Offered

At first they acted clandestinely, securing Area 51 as a
base of operations, teaching Earthlings some advanced
science in return, even taking scientists and politicians
for rides in their spaceships to various places in the Solar
System. They had to act s

The Key - #1: The Eshkolot Cave

I asked him: "What are you doing here?"
He said: "Help me open this."
I replied: "I can't, it's locked."

The Key - Chapter #2

The computer said: "Moshiach doesn't come, Moshiach doesn't
even phone." Which reminded me. "Horev, I want to call home,
so they won't worry about me."

The Key - Chapter #6

"Well, My father says we must sacrifice young boys to the
Molekh or he will get angry at us and we'll have no food,"
she said at last.
"And you believe that?"

The Key - Chapter #7

Suddenly, the Priest said something and the entire audience
went on their knees. Without thinking, I just knew what to
do. I jumped off the dais and started running. Hands
snatched at me. I tore at them wildly and continued to run.

The Key - Chapter #8

"No, I'm not insane or anything. Look at this, for
instance." I showed her the flashlight.
She looked at it as if seeing such a thing for the first
time.
I turned the light on at the ground next to us.
"What.... How do you do it?" She gasped.

The Key - Chapter 3

He explained to me that in every generation there were the
elect few who strived to bring the Messiah, and that it is
the duty of every Jew who is requested to assist it to do
so.

The Key - Chapter 4

I did not understand. Where was that building? Where was the
iron gate? And what was this village doing there?

The Key - Chapter 5

"Hashem is my God, and I'm Jewish," I answered.
"Shh..." she whispered. "We are of the Kingdom of Israel
here, and my father is the Chief Priest of the Molekh."

The Key - Chapters #9-10

I blinked, surprised at the midsummer noon sun. "Quick, no
time to stay here," he prodded me.

I hesitated. "What about Daria?"

"Daria? Who's Daria?"

I turned around. No trace of the girl.

Forget It

אקאפלה

Forget it.
Forget it, girl, I said.
I said forget it.

Kathy's Song

ווקאלי

And so you see I have come to doubt
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you

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April Blues

שירה

My shrink said: "Nahum
Get a grip on your life!
Don't just wait for Mashiach --
Bring him!"

The Raven

שירה

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and
weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten
lore--