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After spending 5 years in the sumalian red light
district, Adam grew sick and tired of selling his
deformed body to people who grew tired of their
harems and were looking for something different.
Having both a cock and a vagina isn't all that
strange, when you come to think of it. Heck, there
are entire villages of hermaphrodites. But having
something completely different from both male and
female genetilia is.
After a while, Adam grew tired of bored
businessmen and depressed housewives. He wanted
something new, something refreshing.
This was when he decided to leave Somalia for good
and join the nude division of the French foreign
league. There he met other deformed freaks such as
himself. The Cucumber Man, Flipping Suzy and the
man..er..woman..person who would soon become his
best friend; General Biffy.
Their job was to run, clothe less, in to enemy
ranks, and cause much discord and head scratching.
While the enemy troops were being preoccupied with
Adam and Flipping Suzy's interpretive dance of "Le
Danse Macabre", the rest of the Foreign League
would move in and slaughter everyone who was
dressed in anything other than a birthday suit.
Adam continued doing this for 17 years. He grew
better, stronger, tougher and more intimidating
with each year there, and yet more tender and
loving towards General Biffy. Flipping Suzy,
Adam's companion and partner on the field, had
died from hookworm disease in Africa a few years
before. Then one day, Biffy was sent to the glue
factories, never to return.
Adam left the League that day, wiping his tears on
a torn League uniform sleeve.
But on his way Paris on his private jet, he met
someone who would change his life forever.
This artistpage, however, belongs to another Adam,
who has nothing to do with a deformed freak living
in Paris with a decomposing clown he stole from
the Chinese Circus.
"ששששששששש" אמר אבא ואט אט, הוריד לי את המכנסיים.
"אבא! אני לא רוצה!!" צרחתי, אבל זה לא עזר.
הוא הושיב אותי, כשחלק הגוף התחתון שלי ערום
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זו אשמתך שהחברה התפרקה, אתה יודע... אם היית סותם את הפה, ולא
מתעקש על לבוא פעם אחת לפגישה של אבא שלך עם לקוח, לא היו
מסרבים לו..
המשכתי להביט סביב. מערכת הסטריאו שקנו לי לבר מצווה, קופסאות
הלגו העתיקות, הגיטרה של דוד שלי, ערימות הספרים המבולגנות. לא
היית
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"מוכן."
דורון חשב. השעון צילצל שניה אחרי זה.
הוא קם מהכורסא עליה ישב, הלך למטבח והרים מהשיש את המנה חמה
שלו.
לאחר מכן הוא חזר לכורסא, מצוייד בכפית ובמנה חמה כוס-כוס.
"בדיוק בזמן." חשב, כשראה שהפרסומות בטלוויזיה נגמרו, וה"יפים
והאמיצים" המשיכו.
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צביקה פיק עשה
קאמבק. במסיבת
יומולדת של חבר
שלי. אני לא
הולך למסיבות
יומולדת יותר
"השנון" מתוסכל
ממצב הצביקה פיק
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